my mom: you do realize that one day you will have to pay for all your own things
me: yes but today is not that day
(Source: 2000ish)
guys sometimes people just write random shit on gifs of me and it gets notes
i didnt say that
Made this today and thought others would appreciate it.
i found a broken piece of chalk that someone stapled together
why must we try to play god
Period: You want cookies
Period: You want to fuck
Period: You want to fuck while eating cookies.
Period: Let's be sad about trivial things, shall we?
Period: Kill them.
Period: Kill them too.
Period: Kill them and eat their cookies.
Period: Shhhh it's okay you'll feel better soon.
Period: HAHAHAHAHA NO YOU WON'T FUCK YOU.
ah yes, come in, come into my house. ah yes, now step out, step right out the door. wonderful. wonderful visit. come again.
started from the bottom and i am currently still at the bottom
ah yes I’ve just thought the perfect sassy answer to that horrible thing someone told to me 4 years ago
my parents arent home today im gonna have a huge party
guys this party is getting a little too crazy
THIS IS MY COUSIN EMMA WHAT THE HECK IS HAPPENING
dont tell the rest of our family about the party
we were taking our math test and i turned around and
can we just talk about not only whatever is all over that girl’s face, but the guy charging his phone in the back and the kid on the right who looks like he’s in immense pain
this picture is like the perfect description of school tho
is no one going to mention the girl knitting a fucking scarf in the back
j4ya:
MY FRIEND DIANE MADE A ZIPLOC BAG JACKET
she is the future
SNACK JACKET
SNACKET
I WAS WATHCING PORN AND MY MOM CAME I N MY ROOM WITHOUT KNOCKING SO I SWITCHED TABS TO THIS FUCKING IMAGE AND I STARTED LAUGHING SO HARD I HIT MY TESTICLES AND I STARTED CRYING AND MY MOM DIDNT EVEN SAY ANYTHING SHE JUST LEFT
